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Your big bro once told you that if you want to avoid getting hit, you need to move like water! Heeding his advice, you do what water does when someone knocks it over and immediately drop to the floor!
Mid-fall, however, you swiftly draw your <span class="mu-g">TIRE IRON</span> from your pocket–its end still hissing and squirming with that weird snake thing on the end! Man, that’s wack!
Oh right, the counterattack. So as you drop below the homicidal brick’s attack, you stab your <span class="mu-g">MAGIC TIRE SNAKE IRON THING</span> directly into the golem’s heart–where you <span class="mu-i">think</span> it’d be, at least–and are immediately rewarded when the snake’s jaws latch onto, well… <span class="mu-i">something!</span>
As the sentry continues to fly past you, the snake’s head yanks a ball of <span class="mu-b">MAGICAL ENERGY</span> out from the golem’s chest and holds it in its mouth like a scaly golden retriever! Watching the snake proudly holding its new treat between its sparking teeth, you barely notice when your attacker unceremoniously crashes into the side of the <span class="mu-g">TOTEM</span> like your uncle’s pickup truck when he’s on another bender!
“That’s…” Art mutters as your attention hops between your tire iron and the collapsed golem, “<span class="mu-i">New</span>.”
Before you can poke Talbot with it, though, the golem’s torso rises from the ground and lunges! Taken by surprise, you’re just about to shove Art in front of you when a wave of force hurls the sentry’s parts off the platform and into the abyss below! Blinking in confusion, you and the others turn to find Teevor staring at his hands as if they were holding a whole litter of puppies!
“I… I <span class="mu-i">DID</span> it!” He stammers, barely able to hold in his excitement, “I concentrated and cast a <span class="mu-b">SPELL!</span> again!” Rising his bony arms skyward in triumph, the mage lets loose a victorious laugh!
“I… I’M <span class="mu-s">ALIVE AGAIN!</span>”
“Oh look” Ly remarks, “Da mage is goin' kookoo. What a surprise.”
Don't be racist, Ly.
>CONTD.
