>>6094315CHOICE 1
>Make a mixtape with an entrance song for Vinnie, and spend a couple bucks on some ring attire for the kid. (Optional: Choose the song and attire.) If we let Vinnie pick it will be some no-name runner-up from BET.
Nahnahnah, we gatsa teach him some CLASS, get him back to his ROOTS. Get him off that garbage mulinyan music (No offence Stanton)
yeah fuck you too Jabonee Balogna Wopvolone. And you still owe me fie dallaz. We open CLASS, play him out like a prince:
>POOH: PARSIFAL parte IIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jMWspJDTgYAnd then, just when it gets into the tarantella, the dada-daaa ballroom bit, all eyes and lights on him, you cut the track BOOM with this:
>BON JOVI: BAD MEDICINEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9t6EKvWVH8.
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CHOICE 2
>Scheme on how to win the upcoming Bean Dip Contest. Youah no cook, buts you's gots ta's pay off da mob's loan shawks. There's hotsauce designed to burn through your mouth like it came from Satan's asshole. Vinnie watches the Mutts eat it on the Youse-Tubes; damn near kill the guests every time, now I'm watching this garbage too, it's fucking hilarious.
Twenty dollars for a dropper and the taste, ough, it's fucking horrendous just opening the cap.
So, we buy the budget samplers of the ones that's hottest from the show and got the worst reviews, and we dump it in the pot of anyone who looks promising. We can get a few guys to distract the cook, and Vinny can do the drop; he's got nifty fingers, doncha Vin.