>>6051596As you ruminate on it, your mind wandered a bit. Well, more like wondered - there were sixteen volumes of that lumber fanfiction. Why so many? Then you remember from reading one of Stuart Co.'s old ledgers; that particular one is dated ten years ago despite being the sixth such ledger, and since each ledger spanned roughly a year... Stuart Co. is about sixteen year old. Could it be?
"Everyone! I need all the old Stuart Co. ledgers and those fanfiction volumes that you've already found!"
Soon enough, you have two piles of books: the fanfiction on one side, and the pre-Chainsaw Inc. ledgers on the other. Scanning through them both at once, you've managed to find patterns - events in the fanfiction correlating to ledger entries. This volume tells of the time a lumberjack swooned - the ledger has records of anti-fatigue medicines being bought at around the same time. So on and so forth.
Which meant that once you strip down the fiction part, these fanfics are quite accurate in depicting what happened. You go, girl! Now to re-read volume number 13 and up to find out what exactly happened in the lumberyard...
>THREAD END>JAIL QUEST WILL RETURN AFTER A KAIJU-THEMED ONE-SHOT>THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THUS FAR>APOLOGIES IF WE ENDED UP TAKING A BIT LONG IN PINEWATCH, AND ENDING THIS THREAD ON A MEH CLIFFHANGER>BUT THAT'S JUST HOW THE WINDS OF FATE BLOWS 