>>5332439Jeraha didn't get to hear the rest of it before the door closed. The Mayor of Laoc ran a hand through her hair and sighed, taking what precious time she has to herself quietly sorting out the good and the bad she got from her meeting with the Scarlet Sage.
When it was time for her to resume her duties as a mayor, she was greeted with a barrage of news:
>BREAKING NEWS: The sky's been split! Streak of radiant light breaking Crucible membrane!>BREAKING: Duel at the Calcite Canyons! Amara, the Slumbering child vs the Wandering Vagrant Amalgam! A Stunning upset! >The Humanism Society has taken over two small villages and has attempted another raid on Grettatown.>Emily Barton's settlement of "New Springfield" is under attack!>Wishbone Village has been attacked, the surviving residents led by Millie and Lisa Loupe are looking to migrate to a new location.>Cradleton has issued a skinternet-wide alert detailing the appearance of a malicious Vitruvian "mythical male" whose MO and agenda is at-best defined as "world domination through serial sexual violence", advising all skintalkers to monitor the wandering threat and warning all travelers to repel, flee, or avoid said Vitruvian should he be spotted.>Luna Bonney has been sighted strangely acting sane and-NOT THE BEEG CARROTS! WAIFU THE ALFALFA!...never mind.>The Marching Vengence has been sighted near the southern borderlands near No-Man's Land.>The Pepperbox Gang have blown up the White House.>Local Flesh Artisan Tina is taken by a Fey mood! She demands that she must have a Fuzzbuzz.>A new wave of Migrants have arrived.Peng's words echoing in Jeraha's mind, the Mayor of Laoc grimly set to work.
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