>>5934267>Ugly Bastard RedemptionYou're Japanese national treasure and folk hero - ugly bastard. One day, while balls deep in two Japanese schoolgirls, you have a sudden epiphany: "there must be more to life". You resolve to change your ugly bastard ways and do something else with your life.
>Write the next great American novel>Save a critically endangered species of penguins>Solve a currently unsolved mathematical equationBut your planned redemption isn't accepted by many. Japanese salarymen demand: "ugly bastard come back here and fuck our wives"! Japanese schoolgirls cry: "please steal our precious virginities and impregnate us ugly bastard"! The Japanese government pleads: "you're our only hope to save Japan from declining birth rates ugly bastard"! You turn them all succinctly: "sorry I don't want to be horny anymore. I want to be happy".
