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<span class="mu-i">ACTUALLY</span>, you remark, you <span class="mu-i">DO</span> want to head to the <span class="mu-s">BATHROOM!</span> Pepper’s perpetually-smug expression droops a bit.
“... seriously?”
What?
“We’re <span class="mu-s">SNOOPIN’,</span> sandcrab-is now <span class="mu-i">really</span> the best time?” She asks, clearly already clear on what <span class="mu-i">HER</span> answer to that question would be! Would she rather you have to go at a <span class="mu-i">worse</span> time? The girl evades your eye contact with a pout on her face.
“... <span class="mu-i">no</span>.”
Like when we’re being chased by <span class="mu-s">SECURITY</span> or something? Or a <span class="mu-i">VAMPIRE?</span> Or what about some <span class="mu-s">CHAINSAW MANIAC</span> with-
“Alright, <span class="mu-i">ALRIGHT</span>!” She groans as she crosses her arms and steps out of your way, “Just don’t take too long, yea?”
You’ll take however the heck long you want, <span class="mu-i">THANKS!</span> Trying the door closest to you, you’re met with a bit of resistance!
Locked! Drat!
Pepper starts to tap her foot as you make your way to the one closer to the <span class="mu-s">GUEST ROOMS.</span> Ignoring her for now, you check the doorknob and feel a hint of relief as the door swings open…
… revealing a <span class="mu-s">SNARLING PACK OF VAMPIRES LUNGING FOR YOUR THROAT!</span>
>ROLL 1d1-
“... having fun, skip?”
Just trying to keep things interesting, you shrug as Pepper watches with mild bemusement. Entering the <span class="mu-s">BATHROOM,</span> you’re met with a fairly clean, albeit normal setup for a billionaire: a <span class="mu-s">TUB REMINISCENT OF A JACUZZI</span> sits in the corner-the water inside dyed rainbow from all of the different drinks and snacks left inside. You hope that’s <span class="mu-i">all</span> the partygoers left in there…
Next to it sits a <span class="mu-s">MARBLE SHOWER-</span>the rock, not actual marbles-where a wet <span class="mu-s">MUMMY COP T-SHIRT</span> lies lonely and forgotten draped over the shower control. A few <span class="mu-s">SHOWER PRODUCTS</span> sit on a small ledge, but you don’t really recognize any save for a big bottle of <span class="mu-s">BUBBLE BRO BUBBLE BATH MIXTURE!</span> Neat!
Not to be outdone, a <span class="mu-s">TOILET</span> with more buttons than you’re comfortable with sits in the corner flanked by a golden toilet paper roll hanger-seriously, you’re pretty sure it’s gold. A <span class="mu-s">BOOK OF FISH FACTS</span> sits on top in a small basket along with a <span class="mu-s">PAYDAY AIR FRESHENER SPRAY</span>, whatever <span class="mu-i">that</span> means.
The <span class="mu-s">SINK</span> is another marble/modern art nightmare stained with wine, crumbs, and what you hope is fruit punch. The mirror hanging over it, on the other hand, is relatively untouched save for a few lipstick smears.
Most importantly, though, is that you don’t see any <span class="mu-s">CAMERAS</span>... not that you expected any, but still.
Welp, you’re here now-what’s next?
>READ SOME FISH FACTS!
>TAKE SOME STUFF (WHAT?)
>CALL PEPPER IN TO TRY SOMETHING!
>HOP INTO THE TUB (OH GOD WHY)
>FIDDLE AROUND WITH THE TOILET BUTTONS!
>TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR!
>WRITE-IN!
