>>5573849I’m sorry Mr. Vice President, but evidence has come to my attention that you are a, quote, ‘Jewish spy (for the Israelites), a Communist (of the Chinese Mao brand), and that you’ve had a romantic affair with Joe Biden (like, a legit sextape)’. I’m afraid I’ll have to detain and arrest your honeypot ass for trial, and have the Attorney General get to the bottom of this mess.
