Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>5262119>>5262121>>5262122>>5262124You conceal your heinous laughter and elbow the car salesman.
"'Ey, mind if I take 'er fer a test drive?"
Unfortunately, he has to get inside with you to allow you to do that.
You get behind the wheel and rev the engine a lot while still in Park.
"Sir, please don't-"
You ignore his suggestions and slingshot it into Drive, screeching you over a curb and onto the grass.
"Okay sir, this test drive is over, I can't advise that you..."
While this sleezeball rattles on, you tune out...
All you can focus on is the rage in your soul emanating from...
(Roll)
1 - Literally the devil - Satan himself - Beelzebub.
2 - A big ol' thiccy w/ a slim waist and a mesmerizing booty. You must introduce yourself to her, you've never seen one as beautiful as her...
3 - Hey, what are you doing?!?! That's a guy in a costume, stop!!!!!
4 - A gang of intimidating ne'erdo'wells stalk you from the corner of the lot.
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