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As you’re well-aware, actions speak louder than words. You’re also aware that you can’t really talk while eating, not without choking if past incidents have taught you anything! So really it’s best for everyone that rather than answer with a snarky comment you answer by taking a big piece of the pizza and really <span class="mu-i">savor</span> it.
These morons wouldn’t know <span class="mu-b">ANIMAL FRIENDSHIP</span> if it stuck a piece of <span class="mu-b">FREE PIZZA</span> in their faces! Really getting into the chewing process to prove your point, whatever it is, you ignore the concerned looks on your ‘<span class="mu-i">friend’s</span>’ faces and instead focus on Lil’ Stanley who watches you eat with a mixture of awe and, dare you say it? <span class="mu-i">Friendliness?</span>
Having been fed your piece, the greedy gremlin pulls the remaining slice away from you and continues to munch on it from the safety of your shoulder. Hell, she even <span class="mu-i">leans</span> against your neck! That’s trust! Also jeez, she’s like a fuzzy <span class="mu-i">medicine ball!</span>
“You’re <span class="mu-i">CRAZY</span>, Stan.” Talbot scoffs as Kiki takes a few steps away to take a breather. “Eating that crap…”
Is he seriously suggesting he wouldn’t do the <span class="mu-i">same damn thing</span>, you counter mid-chew!
“There was <span class="mu-r">PINEAPPLE</span> on it! Friggin’ <span class="mu-i">GROSS!</span>” He replies, shaking his head in disgust! Yea, well, you shrug, free ‘zza is free ‘zza, bitch! Don’t be jealous!
“We interrupting something here?”
“Bad time?”
Your head swivels on your neck like a gun turret in the direction of the deep, thick as honey pair of voices at your side to find two immaculately-dressed skeletons wearing pitch-black sunglasses and matching suits and ties!
“Kid’s havin’ a <span class="mu-i">snack</span>.”
“Late <span class="mu-i">dinner</span>, maybe.”
Nodding to each other as they practically <span class="mu-i">DRIP</span> with professionalism, both skeletons turn to look at you expectantly.
“Name’s <span class="mu-i">Bones</span>.”
“Name’s ALSO <span class="mu-i">Bones.</span>”
“We’re with the <span class="mu-i">Security Detail.</span>”
“<span class="mu-i">Cliff’s</span> Security Detail.”
“The Security Detail formed by <span class="mu-i">Cliff</span>.”
“And <span class="mu-i">for</span> Cliff.”
“And everyone <span class="mu-i">else</span>.”
“And their <span class="mu-i">security</span>.”
“Right.”
“<span class="mu-i">Right</span>.”
Tapping their earpieces in unison, the security goons continue in perfect monotone before you can wonder how they get those gizmos to stay on…
“The answer is <span class="mu-i">tape</span>.”
“Extra-<span class="mu-i">strength.</span>”
“Heavy-<span class="mu-i">duty</span>.”
“<span class="mu-r">These guys sure seem to have it down!</span>”
“Yea,” Ly scoffs in a bemused tone, “real tightwads, alright!”
>CONTD.
