>>5964640You see the Tower of Babel from your balcony, not only that, but a small house in front of where should be your main door. In what is supposed to be your property, it seems god God screwed the deeds of your land.
You take the the parrot with you, it woke up before you shoved any batteries in him. It sits on your shoulder, without affection nor disdain, or maybe a bit of disdain.
Pondering over your brother's location, you get out of your mansion in lack of a better path; its hard not to be proactive when the fate of your career is at hand. You run downstairs, brave and fast with your white parrot trying not to fall off the shoulder. On the very last step you accidentally step on a box, it falls heftily as its penetrated by your foot, the floor is filling with blood coming from in.
You look down and see blood on your floor, the sight comes back to the box; you approach it effeminately and scarily, and inside you find a 36% of your 3 brothers (You know how much because the box was labelled on nutritional information, 12% each), you look at it while clinching the teeth, with clear pain on the face.
Joe Jonas is paralyzed. Joe Jonas rolled 85 for mental fortitutude! (minimal mental damage, he avoided puking and crying, but he is tormented by stress from the box)
"12 persent is not that much.. yeah, 12% from each, they should have taken 36% of franky.. this is greater than us.. they can still play, the heavenly tour is still possible, i will find them! (And frankly, what is a 12%? it may as well be a bit of asscheek or a couple fingers, its not that bad, they will be fine..)"
Joe Jonas ran outside, not wanting to think anymore of the contents of the box and trying to convince himself what was in the box was totally a prank from some court of mischiveous dwarves, there was no reason for him to keep running, but he kept doing so until he reached a park. The parrot flew along.
Joe Jonas realized he knows nothing about this city, nor where he is, nor where his brothers are. There is a letter sticking to his bloody foot, he peels it away; it says "Go to the park or they'll get it."
The parrot repeats the sentence "GOAH TO THA PARK OR THE GET IT, AESSHOOLE!"
Joe Jonas cant make sense of anything.
You are in an empty and sunny park, there is a hobbo asking for handout under some tree, and that is it. You dont know why you went this way nor why would someone want you to come this way, you are paralyzed.
The flowers are beautiful though.
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