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...And not a second later as you get seated does it take for a gaggle of dishes to suddenly plop down in front of your face on the table! A black square dish with chicken meat skewers that were sizzling and warm, a round bowl with plush and green little rice cakes, and a bowl of warmed rice with red beans mixed in. A pair of chopsticks is offered to you.
<span class="mu-i">"A-ha~, then you must be Eirin's latest patient."</span>
"Yes, that's me. Oh, thanks for the grub." You say, taking the chopsticks from the small Rabbit with black hair standing next to you.
<span class="mu-i">"Nah, nah~! It's just general hospitality to feed guests and visitors to your home, especially when they just got out the hospital, eh stranger?"</span>
<span class="mu-i">"Tewi..."</span> Reisen says with a little annoyance as she sits across from you at the kotatsu. <span class="mu-i">"-You know humans can't eat without drink. You don't want him to choke, do you?"</span>
<span class="mu-i">"Oh! Pardon me, I almost forgot,"</span> Tewi says with a mischievous smile, revealing a cup she hid behind her back and handing it to you. <span class="mu-i">"-some green tea for you to wash those cakes down with, mister."</span>
Inside the cup was a clear liquid. You sip it.
"Bleck!"
And spit it right back out into the cup, scowling at the foul taste!
<span class="mu-i">"Oopsie! Looks like I got the tea confused with the dirty dishwater again! My bad~!"</span> Tewi says, promptly taking the dishwater cup back and replacing it with the actual green tea before she giggled and skipped off back to her fellow Earth Rabbits.
Little heckler, how many of Gensokyo's residents were going to prank you like this...?! Never matter. You just sigh and take the chopsticks up, you knew how to handle them from all those times you ordered from your favorite sushi joint. Otaku knowledge came surprisingly in handy, for what little you claimed to have.