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The tension in the room is thicker than mozzarella. Bill, the gold-suited guy you saw talking to Jake earlier stands next to a DisCo Guard with a sober expression on his face while Mina sits with her eyes glued to the <span class="mu-s">SECURITY MONITORS.</span> You feel a faint draft on your face and blink–if you did it a second slower you might have taken Jake’s fist directly to your nose…
But again, you’re <span class="mu-i">fast</span>.
You duck to the side just as the VP’s fist appears where you were just a moment ago! As the reality of the situation kicks in, the whole room explodes with activity! What the <span class="mu-i">HELL</span>, you roar as Cammy immediately holds you back!
“I expected this stupidity from <span class="mu-i">HER</span>,” Jake roars as Bill and the DisCo Goon pull him away from the fray, “But <span class="mu-i">you</span>... you’re a new BREED of <span class="mu-s">MORON!</span>”
“Jake, <span class="mu-i">STOP!</span>” Exclaims Pepper as the two of you struggle to get at each other! Who you calling a <span class="mu-i">MORON</span>, huh!?
“I dunno, Crash! Maybe the utter <span class="mu-s">RETARD</span> that my sister conned into being her chaperone for the party she <span class="mu-i">WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE AT!?</span>” He snaps, glasses shaking with complete and utter fury!
“Jake, cool it, bud-”
“What did she promise you, huh, ‘pal’?” Asks Jake with a derisive smirk as he completely ignores Bill, “Credit for when she publishes yet another ‘<span class="mu-i">Huge Scoop</span>’? Hmm? Cash?? A huge tip!? Oh no no no, wait… I think I know!”
Can it, asswipe!
“<span class="mu-i">Jake…</span>” Mutters Pepper as tears form under her eyes and defeat fills her usually-smug face, “<span class="mu-i">Please…</span>”
“C’mon, Diesel, stop me if you’ve heard this one before!” Snarls the VP as you struggle to get an arm free from Cammy’s vise-grip, “‘I’ll give you whatever you want, <span class="mu-i">slick</span>! Aaaaanything!’”
You aim a kick at Jake’s crotch, but it goes wide as he punctuates his impression with a mocking coquettish wink! “It’s what she <span class="mu-i">DOES</span>, you fucking moron! It’s why she’s <span class="mu-s">GROUNDED</span>! It’s why the whole school <span class="mu-s">LOATHES HER!</span> It’s what she <span class="mu-i">DOES</span>, do you <span class="mu-i">READ ME!?</span> She should be <span class="mu-s">AT HOME! IN HER ROOM! FAR, FAR AWAY FROM THIS GODDAMNED PARTY!</span>”
As if things couldn’t get any worse, you hear heavy footsteps behind you just in time to brace yourself as Darren storms through the door and chucks a <span class="mu-s">SEVERED MONSTER HEAD</span> into the center of the room!
>CONTD.
