>>5420105So, you begin as you get a gust of sandy air in your face, what’s, uh… what’s the plan?
“We,” Mitzi responds grinning ear-to-ear as she tosses her shorts onto the sand revealing a matching purple bikini bottom, “Are gonna <span class="mu-i">swim</span>!”
A cold chill runs up and down your spine as you stare at the blue, but treacherous water ahead of you. It’s <span class="mu-i">CHILLY</span>! What if you catch ‘<span class="mu-i">High-hotherbia</span>’?!
“Then I’ll warm you up, <span class="mu-i">duh</span>!” Laughs Mitzi as she chucks a towel your way! “Think fast!”
You barely snag the towel out of the air before three more items arc towards you: <span class="mu-g">TWO FLIPPERS AND A SNORKEL WITH A MASK!</span> By the time you catch them all, Mitzi’s already ankle-deep in the water!
“What’cha waiting for? The water’s <span class="mu-s">FREEZING!</span>” She jokes as she wades up to her ample hips!
Yea, well, you stammer, you were gonna tell her some-
“<span class="mu-s">CAN’T HEAR YOU!</span>” She shouts as she swims neck-deep! “Gotta’ come in to taaaaalk!”
Damn it, you hiss, she wants to <span class="mu-i">swim</span>? You’ll <span class="mu-i">SWIM!</span>
“Stan, I swear to god,” Groans Mitzi as you drop your towel on the ground, “If you don’t get in here in ten seconds I’m gonna run over there all cold and wet and give you a <span class="mu-r">BEAR HUG</span> before chucking you in!”
You know this fucking psycho well enough to know she isn’t kidding… not <span class="mu-i">this</span> time, anyways! Steeling yourself for the impending <span class="mu-r">CHILLINESS,</span> you drop your hoodie and jeans and rush for the water!
<span class="mu-b">Q1: WHAT TYPE OF SUIT ARE YOU WEARING?</span>
>ONE PIECE!>BIKINI!>WETSUIT!>YOU ACTUALLY TOTALLY FORGOT A SUIT SO JUST SOME UNDERWEAR, YOU GUESS!>WRITE-IN!<span class="mu-b">ALSO PLEASE ROLL ME 1d100-5(+5 MITZI’S HAPPY! -5 COLD TODAY! -5 STILL GOTTA TELL HER…) TO NOT BITCH OUT WHEN YOU REACH THE COLD WATER! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>
