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>True Route 125 Turns
>Toady's taken route x4 = 496 Turns
Every so often, about every 12 steps if you're being slow, you encounter a clearly marked Squiggle Door, walk through it without reading, and shit happens: biggy Tile Troops out the walls, a series of rotating guillotine chops, a chasm drop.
You manage to dodge a couple out of sheer reflex, or in the case of the guillotines, climb to the ceiling using <span class="mu-b">Daggy</span> to bypass them.
It's hard to climb out of a chasm when youre impaled in the middle of a bed of sordz.
All these take time.
After a few times getting turned to salsa youre get sick of it and get Moar Oww out to try to find the end of the maze and work backwards to you.
"<span class="mu-r">And tell muh if yer find any moar trappz!</span>"
He doesn't find any; you do. Him ghosting through things doesn't set off the mechanical triggers. When you follow his trail, you get wall-crushed, spears, and two moar biggy Tile Troops.
Then you tell him to try getting to the middle first, then out. He does find the traps there: theyre zappies.
Him being in his <span class="mu-b">{BEDSHEET}</span> takes a lot of the edge orf, but they still chew through.
Having no way to patch him up, you have to Pouch him before you clear the whole way to the middle.
>Mo Ao has 58/66HP
>Saves Toady 4 turns worth of deaths per 5HP
>Saves 9 Turns of charting per 5HP
>saves 44+99 Turns
>Toady's route now 353
>Mo Ao 3/66HP
The rest of the way you just grit your teeth and prepare to eat it every time you meet a Squiggle Doorway.
>353÷9 = Additional 39 turns dying from death traps
>Additional 39x3 turns average picking yourself out of them
>Total turns taken 359+156 =515
>x20sec/turn÷60sec÷60min
>=~3hrs
>~830AM
You reach the end, the biggest Squiggle Doorway with all va squiggles across the top, and just march through like a Boss, triggering four zappzapps at once. You got processed so quick you don't even know what they are.
One moment you're stepping through, the next youre past it and on the floor, growing back from one charred nubb-arm and half a head.
You shout your new lungs out to whoever's hearing.
"<span class="mu-r">JOAKS ON YOO CUMMY! I UNLY DYYT WUNCE!!! JOAKS ON <span class="mu-s">YOOOO!!!!!</span></span>"
Ahead, nothing answers.
>Deddust Toom 3290 unexplored
>Need to reach 40%, 2166, to have a chance at Blekk Koob.
>830AM, same Day
>QM takes break
