>>6066897>>6066913>>6066914<span class="mu-r">"Hehehe,"</span> the demoness giggles, spreading her legs to display herself, taking advantage of your natural impulses.
Carrollo is visibly disturbed, pursing her lips with disgust and clenching her fists, but she's doing her best to keep a straight face.
<span class="mu-r">"I wonder if you're really suited for this line of work..."</span> the imp declares, hopping back and then merging into the laptop. <span class="mu-r">"Trying to seduce me? You must really think you're hot stuff,"</span> her voice comes from the laptop, as she sticks her tongue out childishly and wiggles her fingers at you. <span class="mu-r">"Sorry, boytoy, but you're just not all that. Your eyes make it too obvious that you're the one looking for favors. Maybe if you had some more practice."</span> A magic 8-ball rolls onto the screen, giving you your answer.
"I... I understand that you may have to deal in crass requests and responses," the blonde human says, closing one eye and adjusting the bun in her hair. "But if you could please act a bit more professional in the future."
<span class="mu-r">"Don't be so uptight,"</span> says the demon, shapechanging inside the screen into something more humanoid: A woman in a red dress and the bearing of a secretary, but with distinctive inhuman features, such as golden eyes and white hair. <span class="mu-r">"After all, this was a possibility you should have considered when you set up this test."</span>
"I admit it's not enough to fire him," Carrollo mutters, straightening out her suit and glaring daggers at the demon. "Not yet."
<span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-i">"Please relax,"</span></span> the imp turns from her to you. <span class="mu-r">"I'm <span class="mu-s">Beatrice,</span>"</span> she declares with a wink. <span class="mu-r">"I'll help manage your work for you while you're in our employment. And yes, I am a demon, not a daemon, so don't think you can get away with sexual harassment. I'm not opposed to volunteer work, but you'll need to earn that."</span> Even as your recently acquired coworker continues to look at the situation (and you) with harsh judgement, Beatrice throws up a presentation in a matter of moments, putting on glasses and using an instructor's pointer to lecture you on your statistics. It looks like she's streaming from another room. <span class="mu-r">"By my assessment, you're basically an average Joe- nothing particularly standing out to me. You're a little above average when it comes to analysis and a little lacking in the muscle definition department, but we can work with that. I'll just break you in- I mean, train you up."</span>
<span class="mu-b"><span class="mu-s">Intake Assessment:</span></span>
<span class="mu-b">Nerve: <span class="mu-i">4/10</span></span>
<span class="mu-b">Intuition: <span class="mu-i">7/10</span></span>
<span class="mu-b">Charm: <span class="mu-i">6/10</span></span>
<span class="mu-b">Education: <span class="mu-i">5/10</span></span>
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