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You see Le Valet du Grand Plaisir appearing at the entrance to the pavilion.
In a pleading voice, The Valet imploringly asks,
-Has The Elf been found? The Contessa is being kept waiting...
>This is ridiculous. Just use this Sooty Armpit Dwarf as an Elf. The Contessa has never even seen an Elf before, she will just have to believe it.
>Ask The Valet why Hieronymous Erde is not here to escort the Elf to the Contessa himself?
>Me. I am The Elf. I would like a private audience with The Belsire and The Beldame also.
>Speak to one of the other candidates, the Skraeling or The Weaver Girl? (write-in)