You decide that, while it sortof sucks. You should probbably help the injured lady. You don't really want her to die, though... when you get closer you realize she has just a bloody nose.
She stares straight up, looking you dead in the eye... if your eyes were visible, but for her its just straight up.
"Even her blows... are beautiful." She says smiling as she closes her eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw82bhRQswkFair well dear... Oh wait, wait she's alive still.
You sort of have a sixth sense for how dead someone is. Don't think about it.
You pull her up, towel her, get dressed, deinvisible, and slap her face.
"Oh!" She wakes up, looking right at you, but for real this time. "That is a welcome way to say hello!" She smiles at you. "You must be the Princess."
"...I am... not?" You watch her frown at your response.
"Really? But that was such a ladylike blow, I thought you must have been the wealthy lady." She giggles. "Sorry~"
"...Wait, why would you even know that? Does this wealthy lady have a reputation."
The woman smiles at you softly, you here a rumble from her stomach as she gives a sweet grin. "I am hungry."
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"And that is how I ended up here!" Your guest says at the lunch table, to mutual daggers from Tom and Carrie. Unconcerned, she leans against your shoulder.
"Mistress, may Muramasa peck this disaster artists eye out." At her name, the Swablu on her shoulder raises its cottony wings threateningly.
"Oh Gurie your friends are so judgmental." She wipes a tear from her eyes. "I am so afraid... my memory is fading..." She turns to you and smiles. "Hello angel, what is your name?"
Tom, who ALSO bought a breakfast soda, sips it, angrily.
"Miss..." You begin as the woman gives a eyebrow flutter.
"Falala. Falala Laila!" Her eyes sparkle. "I love my name, because I can sing it." She winks. "Maybe... I can sing your name too if I try hard enough."
"Fala!" You interrupt her before she starts. "Please. I bought you triple smothered sundae pancakes. Why does everyone know who I am?"
She frowns. "Oh, well they are delicious. Well, that's because of the bounty on you?"
>WHAT?>WH-*ahem*-what?>Blame Mimikyu>...Carrie do I have a bounty on me? 