>>6123150>>6123152>>6123155You ask him if you can stop the apocalypse.
"Nope!"
Okay!
You begin to question your reality... Maybe... just maybe... you're NOT actually seeing a ghost... and are just experiencing the effects of a traumatic brain injury! You ask him to prove that he's not just in your head and that this is reality.
"Your mind IS reality, Fido! Because you are just... so great!"
That clears that up, then! This is all real! You wave goodbye to Mr. Bird and squeeze through the little doorway to leave the room. You begin walking down the hall when you pass by a mirror and see yourself. Woah! You aren't presentable at all! Can you really show yourself to the world looking like this?
>Fuck it, don't clean yourself>Run to the bathroom and clean yourself up>Find a hat>Something else 