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Surely if you can have this much fun with a hose, you can have even more fun with more hoses. Elementary. Having already fetched your only hose, you decide to look around the neighborhood for auxiliaries.
You head out the door, pulling up your pants to be a bit more presentable, not minding how they're still caked with shit. At least you managed to rinse out your butthole a little. You make your way to the front of the neighbor's house. You're not sure if they're home. In fact you don't recall having ever met them. Surely they have a hose or two lying around, though.
>Knock on the door, introduce yourself to your neighbors and politely ask to borrow their hose.
>Sneak around to the back and look for hoses.
>Attempt to shove the mailbox up your ass.
