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You are Jerome Powell
>Fix the economy, restore reality
- make interest rates 100000000000%
- make everyone unemployed
- lower inflation, by destroying everything. No demand left if everyone is bankrupt or dead
- become hated accursed figure, everyone wants to murder you
- at least you did the right thing according to the economics textbook
>Just cast illusion, keep SPX high
- probably everything ok unless nuclear war
- nuclear war likelihood increasing
- inflation now 100000000000% it does not matter you have not even met a poor person money printer brrrr
- SPX at least rangebound maybe even up because reddit wallstreetbets and nft apes and Elon Musk
- pay an economist to write a new economic textbook explaining why your policy is correct
- helps The One That Bides maintain pretense of democracy
- no one even knows who Jerome Powell is
