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It's time. It's time to do what you were truly born for. Making all the vidya AND vidya enjoyers PAY.
You found your party members unusually clustered around the phone charger at the same time. Rayle seems to be just chilling, watching some sort of.. otome anime about a noblewoman who punches people a lot? While Snail guy is playing two gacha games simultaneously while side-eyeing the pony from time to time. He'd probably prefer to be alone.
You decide to start your call to adventure with him.
– "Hey Snail guy!" You have no idea if he has an actual name or not, but he never corrected you or Rayle when you called him Snail guy, so you just kept doing that. He raises his eyes to you, without stopping the tapping on either of the phones.
– "Yeah?"
– "I'm going to obliterate League servers out of existence tonight. Have you realized yet the EVIL of videogames and of all the shitters who play them? You could help with my noble cause." Despite your solid pitch, he seems unimpressed.
– "Uhh.. well, no. You know, there's nothing really bad about games.." You nearly snap at him there. "Also going to trash some servers sounds like a lot of work.." He gives you a look and scratches his slimy head. "You know, if you really want to storm a vidya company, there's this one studio that really ruined their gacha recently.."
You gasp in indignation. He's trying to subvert your cause! Trying to only make you destroy the games that are "bad" instead of all of them! Snail guy is truly lost. You shake your head.
– "So you remain an enemy. The evil of vidya has overtaken your soul." You say solemnly. Snail guy just shrugs.
– "Come on, it's not that serious.."
But you're already walking to Rayle.
The first thing you realize as you get closer to her is that she's watching a dub. Disgusting, but that can wait.
– "Rayle!"
– "What's up?" Her eyes lock onto you. She's probably waiting for that rematch fight. Well, later.
– "Say, you're angry about League, right?"
– "Angry about you ruining my game, about other guys ruining my games, about getting banned for saying words, about my mom, about humans existing, about that guy online who keeps saying.." You raise your tentacle to stop her from ranting forever. Predictably, that makes her seething output visibly increase.
– "Okay, how about we go out and DESTROY LEAGUE OF MYTHS. If we trash the main server orb it wou.."
– "Yeah, fuck it, I'm in. Can we get sushi on our way there?"
Hell yeah, that was easy! As you two move out, the Snail guy calls out to you.
– "Hey, you guys better not come back with a tail, okay? I hate moving!"
– "Set some traps just in case!" You shout back. His face scrunches in anticipation of *doing work*, but he doesn't retort.
