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You don’t know Jake very well, or at all for that matter, but if he’s anything like his sister he probably likes to hear himself talk.
“Let’s talk, shall we?”
Bingo. Keeping your mouth shut, you give the Vice President the most stoic expression you can muster under the circumstances-I mean, what are these guys gonna do to you anyways? Call your <span class="mu-i">MOM?</span>
… shit, they’d better not call your <span class="mu-i">MOM</span>...
“You’ve put yourself into a bit of a pickle, Mr. Crash.” Jake explains as he begins pacing in front of you. “Because of your… <span class="mu-i">outburst</span>... by the docks, you’ve not only missed the ferry back to the mainland, but you also put us all in somewhat of a… difficult situation.”
You respond with a derisive snort. <span class="mu-i">Outburst</span>!
“What else would you call it?” Asks Jake as he shoots you an interrogative glare! “I’ve heard the whole report: you threatened members of <span class="mu-i">MY</span> Disciplinary Committee even after they explained the situation to you… not to mention the <span class="mu-s">NOTE</span> Mina penned so that your employers wouldn’t be upset.”
There’s a lot you’d like to say in response here, but your <span class="mu-s">MASTER’S WORDS</span> linger in your still-foggy head: wait until the right moment to bite off the other dog’s ear!
“What was that?” Asks your interrogator with a raised eyebrow.
Err, <span class="mu-i">nothing</span>!
“To make matters worse, when Committee Member Richard <span class="mu-i">pacified</span> you, you immediately <span class="mu-s">PISSED YOUR PANTS</span>!”
Your heart drops into your stomach as the words leave Jake’s mouth. You just thought they, like, poured water over your head! Like in the movies!
“You pissed <span class="mu-i">SO</span> hard, in fact,” The VP continues with growing disgust in his tone, “That when you were flipped over you acted like some kind of horrible <span class="mu-s">PISS SPRINKLER</span> and ruined all of the Committee Member’s suits!”
Okay, on one hand you’re really embarrassed about that, but on the other hand that sounds like it was <span class="mu-i">REALLY</span> funny...
>CONTD.
