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Guys... I think I've just had a brainblast.
So you know how that kid did a backflip off the playground and splintered his entire skeleton and we got NOTHING from it? Well if intent is the thing that causes Remnant from an injury, what if we put up a sign on the playground that says every kid who can do a full backflip of the highest part gets a voucher for ONE (1) free small pizza?
We could pass it off as a new marketing campaign to encourage kids to be more active and healthy if parents ask questions too. We'll be swimming in soul goo before we even know it. Have you seen a kid try to do a backflip? Most of them fucking suck at it.
