>>5320488OP just confirmed they're a troll. Its fucking over for that nut, may it bust in peace.
The fact that /qst/ is so goddamn slow means this will be up for like 3 weeks minimum, assuming nobody else rises to the bait and the 72-hour autosage kicks in. I also don't know how effective reports are, but I'm assuming not much.
I like to believe any quest has potential, but this is an uphill battle OP has chosen to dig a hole under.