>>5696169>>5696179>>5696181"Did ye lads think ye could escape from Ol' Cap'n Bonebeard!?" You hear the captain of the pirates screaming his lungs out after you've approached their remaining ship.
"Funny, last time we fought, you were the one running away..." Roderick removes his binoculars, ordering his men to go full speed ahead in a frontal assault.
Thanks to Serpico's swiftly guiding the sail with his sword like a maestro, the sylphs were in charge of redirecting whatever damage their guns could do to the land by letting their cannonballs sink into the ocean.
"How the hell are we supposed to fight against a PIRATE SHIP without any of our artillery, genius?" Magnifico doubts your chances of effectively retaliating against Bonebeard without using regular means, but Puck is quick to defend you.
"See, this is where Vlad's genius really shines! It's like he has the brain of a tactician with a frontline soldier mixet together in the same skull! Dude has a plan for just about everything, and not just one, he's got Plans A through Z fully independent from each other so he can coordinate his attacks ordering people around, so even if his attack doesn't fully work — Which is usually the case — Everything else is still in his favor!"
"Aren't you overselling him a bit?" Even Isidro doubts your adaptability with the way Puck is describing you.
"Don't believe me? Look at his pose. Back straight, furrowed brow, hand on his chin, mouth slightly open in case he needs to chew on his nails: This is Vlad at his Vladdest, folks! It's like he's going in an alternate dimension just to think!"
Your thought process is ruined by your self-consciousness coming from Puck describing your pose. Have you really done it that often for it to be your signature thinking pose?
"I bet he's going to say something real smart right now!" Isma hypes you up, wanting to see you at your 'Vladdest'.
The vote of confidence is appreciated, but fighting the pirates isn't the hard part, it's doing it without causing much noise...
>Throw some seeds at the ship and have them grow to break it's foundation.>Serpico and Casca can plug the cannons if they get close enough to them. Approach the side of the ship and have them explode themselves.>Freeze the water in front of them and break their ship with a crash.>Tip their ship over with a giant wave.>Bring Gunpowder out and combine your ability to turn water to ice and his Sonic speed to go through their ship.>Tell Hyde to drop you off on the pirate ship with Violet. You've been missing a little brawl.>Something else.