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Seeing the oiled and muscular form of Skallagrim hulking silently nearby, Gulshara declares spitefully at Lady Scantgrace:
- How come you get to be captain, anyway? Just because you say you are Highborn. How do we even know? Oh you think you are so rich and beautiful and clever and well-mannered. But during that last battle all you did was fumble and cut yourself unsheathing your sword! You are not even a pirate! All you do is sit around moping and feeling beautiful and miserable and mistreated by everyone, and then you go stroke your peacock! And your peacock is Ugly! You, Lady Scantgrace, will never experience this (the half-goblin Gulshara snatches at the astonished Barbarian, and gives him a long intense kiss...)
(still kissing...)
(getting a bit breathless now...)
(they are still kissing; the Wizard Yazdegerd opportunistically pilfers the blood-soaked wounded rag from Lady Scantgrace's arm whilst she is distracted...)
Still kissing and fondling each other passionately, Gulshara begins to drag Skallagrim to some nearby hammocks, as Lady Scantgrace storms off in disgust.
