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You agree to Dreamworks’ proposal. The S.H.R.E.K program will be funded, and deployed against the Disney menace! The troops hold the line at the border while funding and facilities are given to Dreamworks, and they quickly begin creating these giant ogres. They’re massive beasts, green skinned, 3 metres tall, and with the strength to rip a man in half handily, if not a Mickey Beast. After only a week you have 100 of them, with Dreamworks ready to start producing legions when ordered. Initial tests seem to indicate that they’re near unstoppable in combat, at least against normal forces, and they should make quick work of any enemy they come across. However, you have no idea what might be lurking in the shadows of Disneyworld, there could be any number of horrors being summoned. Regardless, you now have a company of S.H.R.E.Ks to roll out.
How do you want to deploy them?
>Shock troops to break through the lines, giving your own a foothold to advance normally.
>A raiding force to strike at the very heart of Disneyland itself They will end this evil here and now!
>Anti-Mickeys. Whenever those foul beasts appear, your ogres will destroy them, while the troops push on normally.
>Use their collective psychic power to begin summoning a force of good to counter the evil Disney is creating!
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Meanwhile, equipping the FBC and SCP Foundation is going well. You’ve ordered new armoured bodysuits direct from Japan, which will make your officers nearly invincible, and they’re being given the latest weapons direct from the factories. In only a few weeks, everything should be gathered and you’ll have a national terror force to strike fear into the hearts of Biden and the rest of your enemies.
One issue that you’re starting to face however, is that between funding the S.H.R.E.K program and equipping the tens of thousands of new FBC and SCP troops, you’re starting to run a little low on cash. The department of the treasury is informing President Flynn that taxes have been thrown into complete disorganisation with the recent chaos, California is apparently funnelling money somewhere instead of the federal treasury, and the cats staffing the Office of Management and Budget have started hissing at anyone who comes over. This country isn’t on the verge of economic collapse yet, but you might face some big trouble if you don’t deal with this soon!
What will we do to solve the money problem?
>Print more money. What could go wrong?
>Put us back on the gold standard. All our economic woes can be traced back to the fact that out money is fundamentally valueless, so you’ll fix that.
>Nationalise the banks. They’ve surely got some cash lying around.
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