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That's it. It's the <span class="mu-s">Samurai</span>. It makes the most sense; the Viking has dealt with all the other major rivals, <span class="mu-i">except</span> the Samurai. He's the second biggest punk on level 5, big and strong, and has quite the reputation.
You've never seen him yourself, all you know about him is he is <span class="mu-i">big</span>. From a young age, he knew eating food was the way to get big and strong, and while he did grow tall, he kept growing sideways too. In other words, he's pretty fat. In fact, you know his nickname used to be "The Sumo", which he wore with pride, until he learned what Sumo wrestlers looked like, and assumed it was all a fat joke. So he forced everyone to start calling him the Samurai instead.
While you don't know where the Viking is, you figure that using the Samurai as bait is your best option. So you head out to the restaurant where the Samurai frequents and you decide to have your first ever stake out!
Upon getting there, you realize it may be difficult to stay hidden inside a crowded restaurant with limited places to hide. So you look around, and using your instincts, you find a ladder to the side of the building held up by a rusty padlock. You smack it open, and climb to the roof, just where a skylight acts as the perfect way to see what is going on. As you crouch up there, you can see the Samurai below, eating away, several employees waiting on him while the owner fiddles with his hair near the kitchens. Looks like the Samurai doesn't intend to pay for his onions-based noodle soup.
Watching this all unfold for a while, you wonder why the Viking has such an interest in restaurants. Though, you realize that this is probably where the most money on all of level 5 is located at a time; customers paying for food goes right into a register, before being sold to the food vendors who supply the store. It looks like they barely break even; and given you know that employers on level 5 have to pay their employees quite a lot since everyone is guaranteed enough money to survive by the UBI; you wonder how they even stay in business. But such high level business concepts are still beyond you. You've been watching for a while now. You wish you brought snacks.
You realize, however, that it may be difficult to actually hear what anyone says below. You assumed the Viking would just come in and attack the Samurai... but if he's that clever, he may just try to talk to him instead. You never considered what you would do if they actually team up...
If they did team up, do you actually think you could beat them together?
>Yeah
>Probably not
