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“You’re getting it wrong, fair maiden. A king’s will is to cherish his people.” You turn sideways and put your arm around her back.
“<span class="mu-i">W-What?</span>” Scarlet freezes before touching your glasses…!
You pull the dummy redhead’s head on your chest, and start patting her hair.
“<span class="mu-i">I said it’s your turn to relax, dummy.</span>” You drop character for a moment. You know she was worried about you the entire time you were in the bubble. “Do you enjoy the comfort of my chambers, fair maiden?”
“Y-Yeah, my liege…?” Scarlet tries to play along but her ignorant ass doesn’t know how the great people of the middle ages used to speak. You don’t know either, but you know you can’t drop the facade no matter what!
“I see an utter lack of belief in your words. Please, make yourself as comfortable as you wish.” The king’s words are law.
“<span class="mu-i">Alwight...</span>” Scarlet decides to hug you back. Your bodies are pressed against each other! “Much <span class="mu-i">bettew</span>.” She closes her eyes…
Does this count as conquering the Bubble Mountains? She’s the one gaining territory!
<span class="mu-s">What do you do?</span>
>Let the Fair Maiden do as she pleases. Make sure she falls asleep first before closing your eyes.
>Say something nice before falling asleep. You need the rest.
>Launch an attack on Bubble Butt Town. Let the hand of comfy justice survey the area.
>Write In.
