Uptush is on duty today. The look on his face is priceless.
"<span class="mu-g">Eyy, Bosser! Yer back! We herd yez wuz dedd!</span>"
"<span class="mu-r">Yer herd rong, lal. Whurrz Dokk.</span>"
"<span class="mu-g">Colletten numbaz, lark uzzual. Back in two moon-ups, I fink.</span>"
Bizniz has been fine, from the way things look: one Take pile has just been cleared up, and another next to it just started. Your Droogz pilfer much less than all the In-Turns before, bcuz you've alreddy fedd n kitted them plenty. They're still behaving because they <span class="mu-i">heerd</span> yez wuz dedd, but they've not fully believed it. <span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-s">Yer</span></span> too Bosser to have juzt died from a trot innawuddz. Theyz seen yer foit: their Bosser'z madd gudd at killen. They'd bet meals on you fighting almost anyone or anyfin face-ter-face one-ter-one.
Little do they know.
You pick a spot to lounge in and start grilling Uptush. While you do, you start kludging up new Dewclaws.
>1/3 of Hit over 100 is converted to direct damage>12 Stuffs deducted per fight, to account for kludgey quality"<span class="mu-r">Howz I dedd. Wadju hurr.</span>"
"<span class="mu-g">Dokk hurdd, told uz. Sed hiz old Droog wots yez wuz meetn dint come back frumva trottabout. Dokk'z been bummed az fugg since. Figgered if yez wuz widdim, n he dedd, meenz yuz dedd turr.</span>"
"<span class="mu-r">Bet I ain't. Take a laaaader killen to punk me. Diddee say anerfin abart va sussy fukk he sent me arfta. Namer Clewfinda, a-lie-yez Jinx Finx.</span>"
"<span class="mu-g">Narn on dat.</span>"
"<span class="mu-r">Der foot scoutz might be recrootn soon. One of yez Droogz go mobb up widdem n see if yer can winkle anyfin from inside.</span>"
"<span class="mu-g">Wotcher, Bosser.</span>"
Your Dewclaws are done.
"<span class="mu-r">Aight. Mm art.</span>"
>14 Days Orf remaining>2 Days before Dokk comes back from his rounds<span class="mu-s">[Day 1, WAT DO]</span>
>Kick over Boogerloo's desk and call him out>Boogerloo aren't SHIDD.OR
>Wreck the Leaderboardz in the ArenerOR
>Go raid an Orc controlled Dunjjon>QM 1d4 which one you find.OR
>Go summere quiet and start fighting YERSELF like a Schizo>Mebbe make yer own meat n bludd da offerenz to Guilty arfta dat>HELL, provoke va bich den let her WINN>See wut happenzOR
>Go back to Sother Look Dunjjon's work camp>Tell Gorrlovva yer knows what he didd>He'z getting a benisacktomy unless he slots you with his ShammyTeem>You're going snooping up the Shammy cuckchain on your ownOR
>ELS?[R O L L]
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