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You are agent #00312 of the Piss Bottle Removal Task Force.
You and your squadron are constantly beleaguered by a seemingly unending sea of incels, hikikomoris, hobos and psychos, whom you must clean up after and send to re-education camps.
You've recently been tasked with a dangerous mission:
>Clearing out a piss bottle infestation in another apartment in a poor ghetto.
>Investigating a piss bottle stash reportedly found in a mansion in the hills.
>A local miasma of piss bottles has materialized in the supermarket, citizenry are beginning to feel unsafe.
>C L A S S I F I E D (Write-in)