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“Tough call, huh cupcake?” Ly remarks as you quietly peruse your list of candidates. He’s not wrong, you reply, making it a point to gloss over both the manic, twitching Goth and the trash panda rubbing its little paws together in earnest. There are quite a few people in your ‘<span class="mu-i">Goof Troop</span>’ that could use a power up or two, you reason, but there’s just one small problem here…
“Which is?” Asks your skeleton’s disembodied voice.
<span class="mu-r">DEMON STAN</span> knows too much, you hiss as you scowl at the hellspawn in question, and you’re not keen on her spilling all of your beans, thank you very much!
“<span class="mu-r">We… we can hear you, you know…</span>” The demon mutters in a confused and rapidly-fading voice.
You <span class="mu-i">know</span>, you snarl, and that’s why if anyone’s gonna hang onto her, it’s <span class="mu-i">YOU</span>!
“<span class="mu-s">YOU’LL PAY DEARLY FOR TH-</span> Err, I mean… that’s fine, Stan!” Sybil giggles as the magical energy fades from her eyes, “But if you ever want to traaaade~”
You respond with a shrug. Can you even, like, do that?
“<span class="mu-r">I think I can,</span>” Replies <span class="mu-r">DEMON STAN</span> in a clearly unsure voice, “<span class="mu-r">But I won’t LIKE it! It’d be like moving a whole house to another dimension!</span>”
Are you <span class="mu-i">really</span> this much of a crybaby? Anyways, you sigh, what’s the procedure here anyways? Do you need to, like, feed her some of your <span class="mu-r">BLOOD,</span> or do some <span class="mu-r">LATINO</span> chants or something?
“<span class="mu-r">Y-you’ll host me? Really?!</span>” Sputters your demonic counterpart with glee in her red eyes! “<span class="mu-r">Thanks, big sis! C-can I call you bi-</span>”
No, you snarl, not in front of <span class="mu-i">these</span> dicks, anyways! Now chop chop, you continue with a few impatient claps, make it happen before you change your mind!
“<span class="mu-r">Okay…</span>” The demon nods as she reaches out to you with her costumed hand, “<span class="mu-r">Just, uh, be ready in case this kicks like a mule…</span>”
Reaching out to touch her fingers with yours, you’re immediately rocked by a sensation akin to having a bunch of a molten, syrupy substance get sucked into your body through your fingers!
“Just uh… feel free ta’ set up in da’ <span class="mu-g">BRAIN.</span>” Ly explains as you feel your blood vessels burn from the inside, “Dat’ doesn’t see much use… dat’ or da <span class="mu-g">REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM…</span>”
“<span class="mu-r">Look at all this SPACE!</span>” Replies the disembodied voice of the demon as you struggle to stand up! Hey, she’d better be in your <span class="mu-g">BRAIN!</span>
<span class="mu-b">ROLL ME 1d100 TO NOT LOOK LIKE A TOTAL WUSS AND FAINT! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>
