Rolled 15, 21 = 36 (2d100)
>>5664197The 4L Legs and the Thingamajig have been combined into one better lover and worse workplace hazard, the Thingamacrab. It's claw-leg only tells the truth, and it's leg-leg only tells racially charged anecdotes. The main body is still on the lower edge of sub-sentience, and is not much of a conversationalist.
>>5664361Alas, ArsonBot is not interested in spam mail, and tunes out most wireless communications. In it's eyes, the alien signals are just another potential scammer trying to sell it doohickey enlargement pills. So foolish! Everyone knows the only way to enlarge your doohickey is to win a bigger one from a romantic rival in a honorable duel. Which reminds ArsonBot, it should get a romantic rival!
The way Ignaz touches the Thingamajig when performing daily maintenance... Yes, he must be a contender for it's love! That fucker. He better watch out for his doohickey...
>>5664720...Curses! Ignaz has foreseen their rivalry, and stalled ArsonBot with a classic "big pit in the living room" trap! So dastardly... Getting his doohickey might be almost as challenging as getting out of this hole...
Rolling for:
>getting Ignaz's doohickey(operation "penis steal") 