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>Y and D, Appease Sense, find out what it'll like to decorate it's room.
And finally, the TV. You're not sure how to really talk to it considering it's a fucking TV but hey.
Employee Y enters first with D following shortly behind. Mops in hand.
Y: I'm feeling lucky today. Let's do this.
D: So. This is the thing that made the hallway stink of tar and paper, huh?
Y: Well, the other machine did that, but this is the one that triggered it.
Employee D is the one who moves first.
D: I heard Opal talk about this. Something that the Wolf suggested.
Y: You mean that filthy D-Class?
D: Yeah. I'll clean the cell, you'll fiddle with the dials. Got it?
With a plan agreed, the director kneels down and fiddles with the dials.
Y: Alright. What do you want in your cell?
Employee Y twists the dial a little bit. A faint image flickers on the screen.
ANOMALY: "...landline for...only 2 A-Ener..."
Y: A landline? Huh. What else do you want?
He fiddles around with the dials a bit more. Another faint image fades in.
ANOMALY: "...hoes and bitches...XXX...."
ANOMALY: "...looking for...salt...."
ANOMALY: "...S-4M is our facility's...best...."
ANOMALY: "...Administrator #8...questioning planned...."
D: Got any answers from it?
Y: Hm. Yes, but not the answers you're thinking of. The fortune box is just one thing, one creature, right?
D: Where are you going with this?
Y: Maybe that's what they meant by "not the same spark". Okay. Anything else?
ANOMALY: "...new record...224 kills estimated....salt."
ANOMALY: "...give your love and support...[SPAMTOM G. SPAMTON]!"
Y: It's like fucking around with a spirit box.
D: Why do you know about those? You don't seem like the type.
ANOMALY: "...clown CLOWN CLOWN CLOWN CLOWN CLO..."
ANOMALY: "...please give me the code i need i...."
ANOMALY: "...MEAT. MEAT. MEAT. 88. MEAT. MEAT. MEAT."
<span class="mu-b">The dial suddenly locks up when Employee Y tries turning it again.</span>
<span class="mu-i">Channel surfing again? You shouldn't be so lazy. Just watch our latest show at 5 PM EST!</span>
Y: Huh.
D: Think that's about all you're going to get out of it. Shame.
Employee Y helps Employee D clean up the cell before the two leave.
Hm. An interesting reaction if nothing else. A better reaction that what it got when you tried Nurturing it, at least.
