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>ANNOUNCEMENT TIME
“Attention, all employees. Aside from some of our employees being out for various obligations, we have some news! Both good and bad.” Your voice always defaults to a bland, exhausted tone when you do these. Force of habit. “First, the good.”
“There’ll be some breaks during this shift. No anomaly works, so that’ll be a nice breather. You’ll be informed ahead of time. Now, the bad news. There’s a lockdown going on outside because of a very dangerous anomaly. Do not go outside in any circumstances until the All Clear is given.”
“Lastly, we’re getting a visitor from B-Corp.” You heard a few gasps at that. “Be on your best behavior. If I was you, I wouldn’t blabber and I would keep my eyes peeled. Alright? Otherwise, have a great day!"
The employees murmur and whisper about your announcements. You take a moment to check up on them and, huh, a lot of them seem a bit healthier over all.
[HOPELESS WRECK] SOME HAVE CLEARLY DONE MORE ENDURANCE TRAINING THAN CORE STRENGTH. COWARDS.
>Thanks to the Training Room, all non-android employees hired before Shift 8 are randomly given +1 FORCE, +1 STA, or both. Pastebin will be updated accordingly.
>S-4M: Anomaly Analyzation. Target: the two new anomalies.
"Heyo, S-4M. Can you try analyzing two anomalies for me? Two hours." You mutter. "Also, a cup of doublecaf if you don't mind."
Said cup of coffee gets dispensed. You grab it and begin pouring it down. "I can, sir. Can't promise that you'll get much information if I'm split but I'll try." You shrug. Anything is better than nothing.
>Admin: Inform Delta Squad about Fortune’s new fortunes regarding their trip, and to make sure they are followed accordingly.
You quickly sent out an outgoing message to them. You're not sure if they're going able to <span class="mu-i">respond</span> but they should be able to see it. You check up on the Hell's Fangs in your armory and huh. One's missing.
Seems like they took one already.
>Admin: Inform M/Monifa and Security about Fortune’s fortunes.
ADMINISTRATOR --> Security
ADMINISTATOR: Alright, just in case you weren't told beforehand, Fortune has some funny fortunes.
ADMINISTATOR: Jack has to vomit on a Department Head and be fed meat, Star is gonna breach unless we cut some stars into people.
ADMINISTATOR: And we might need to damage some androids to stop a high risk anomaly. So inform them to see if any volunteer.
MONIFAMONEY: Wow, that's a lot to take it but alright.
failureisFORBIDDEN: Ah. Finally, I can punish my brother for not giving my $15 back. It's been two days now.
justnotbothering: Oh fuck off. Both of you.
INDIASIERRAALPHA: Anything else we should know?
ADMINISTATOR: I'll send over the notes I got about Star. Also, if you could get some voluntaries for the Star contingency, that would be nice.
ADMINISTATOR: Preferably from the Ds. Necessary evils. Best to do evil unto evil.
MONIFAMONEY: Understood. Right after I set something up, you'll see.
