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By the time you make up your mind and join the army, Ukraine's situation has improved. This is a good thing for Ukraine, but it means the AFU is content to enlist teenage boys and grandpas for now. A real wrench in your plan to kill orcs and make some one-of-a-kind onlyfans content. But, you're crafty, and you find a loophole to quench your bloodhtirst. You contact the foreign legion, which has looser standards, to put it lightly. The recuriter is a bit surprised to see you, but allows you to enlist.
A while later, your comrades are socializing before their first day of proper basic training. You decide to chat with:
>A tall, well-built, balding white man whose few remaining hairs are dyed purple.
>A slender-looking man struggling to open a square, pastel-colored drink bottle with a black cap.
>Three chocolate men talking amongst themselves in some weird language. Somehow, all of them are shorter than you.
>A man with an intense gaze who smiles for no apparent reason
>Write in
How do you start the conversation?
>So, what brings you here?
>Ready to kill some mongoloid subhumans?
>Wanna subscribe to my OnlyFans?
>Write in
Note that these choices are NOT independent: I will go with the combination of <conversation partner> and <conversation starter> that has the most votes.
