>>5168907You are suddenly grabbed by two huge enforcer angels.
In a thunderous voice, one of the angels bellows, "YOU ARE DETAINED UNDER THE HOLY AUTHORITY OF THE HEAVENS. YOUR HEAVENLY SALVATION IS FORFEIT BY THE WILL OF THE LORD." Your brain rattles in your skull from the angel's mighty baritone. This is the kind of voice that can shatter glass, and then maybe turn it into vapor.
You sputter out, "Can you use your inside voice?"
"YOUR CHARGE: BEING A CRYPTO BRO. YOUR PUNISHMENT: EXILE TO CRYPTOLAND." That sounds pretty nice, until you realize that any land established by cryptobros would necessarily be located in, let's say, <span class="mu-i">the other place</span>. "MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL."
