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Something’s been bugging you since you had your encounter with Mina-something that prompts you to take a good, hard look at yourself in the mirror, especially around the gumline! Good news is that for starters, you can still see your reflection. That’s good… Aside from a little redness in your eyes you actually look pretty spiffy for someone who got <span class="mu-s">PILEDROVE</span> earlier!
Or is it <span class="mu-s">PILEDRIVEN?</span> Whatever, you’re not in English Class… Still, you think as you do a couple poses in front of the mirror, whatever that nurse plugged into you did a good job-your neck isn’t even sore!
With that settled and your suspicions of Mina quenched for at least a few more minutes, an idea forms in your head as your gaze shifts to the space-age toilet sitting in the corner! Cracking open the door a smidge, you hiss a few times at your partner as she idly bounces on her heels in the empty hallway!
It takes a few more tries, but eventually her eyes lock with yours from under her oversized company cap!
“<span class="mu-i">What</span>?” She whispers in a confused tone, “<span class="mu-i">Y’need help WIPING or something?</span>”
No, you scowl, come quick and check this out-you’re gonna love it!
The look on her face tells you she isn’t confident about the whole ‘<span class="mu-i">loving it</span>’ bit. Moving with all of the motivation a person usually has when someone tells them to come into the bathroom and check something out, Pepper’s resigned stare softens a bit when she sees the restroom for herself!
“Woah, bathtub party!”
Yea you nod as the two of you survey the damages in the tub, but that’s not what you wanted her to look at! Pointing at the toilet buttons, you motion for her to give a few a try!
“Good thinkin’, chief-could control a <span class="mu-s">SECRET DOOR</span> or something!”
Actually you just wanted to make sure none of them activated a <span class="mu-s">SELF-DESTRUCT MECHANISM</span> or something, but you don’t tell her that. Reaching over her head to grab the <span class="mu-s">PAYDAY AIR FRESHENER SPRAY</span> and the <span class="mu-s">BOOK OF FISH FACTS,</span> you earn another confused look from your partner. She good?
“Yep,” Nods Pepperoncini, “Are <span class="mu-i">you</span>?”
Oh, you stammer as you realize what she’s staring at, it’s what we call the <span class="mu-s">CRASH FAMILY SHUFFLE:</span> you never know what you’re gonna need later, so you might as well take it now!
“Sounds like it’s just hoarding, slick.” Replies Pepper with a hint of concern in her voice. She just doesn’t understand Irish/Italian Families is all!
The girl shrugs. “Probably.”
>CONTD.
