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In your limited dating experience, you’ve found that one of the safer options is to let the <span class="mu-i">girl</span> choose what to do first… so that’s the way you play it!
Alright, you begin as the two of you make your way onto the pier, what’cha want to do first, Pep? Your date responds to your question with quizzical, and yet still <span class="mu-i">very smug</span> expression!
“Well <span class="mu-i">well</span>... you’re asking <span class="mu-i">me</span> to pick, hm?” She purrs with a laugh in her tone! “How very <span class="mu-i">gentlemanly</span> of you, sandcrab!”
Is she gonna act <span class="mu-i">SMUG</span> the whole night or is she gonna choose?
“Hmmmm…” The girl ponders aloud, “I wanna do… <span class="mu-i">THAT!</span>”
Following her gaze, a frown forms on your face as you connect the dots. Err, what exactly does she wanna do with a <span class="mu-i">seagull</span>?
“Ha <span class="mu-i">ha.</span> I mean the <span class="mu-s">ROLLER COASTER,</span> you big goof…” She groans as she gives your arm a playful smack! “I got the need for <span class="mu-s">SPEED</span>, you know?”
Oh yea, you nod as you lock arms and begin to traverse the jungle of pier patrons and attractions, you’re right there with her! As a cart full of riders screams by on the tracks above, the two of you watch the ride dip low over the water surrounding the pier! Like clockwork, your date freezes up for a moment–just a moment–but it’s enough to make you stumble a bit!
Shit, you stammer with embarrassment taking root inside your chest, you <span class="mu-i">knew</span> you should have taken her somewhere else… look-
“Hey sandcrab,” the girl interjects, her face devoid of any of the usual fear or trepidation, “Do you know the secret about roller coasters?”
Errr, no, you mumble as you struggle to catch up with her, what is it?
“Rumor has it roller coasters feel a <span class="mu-i">LOT</span> more fun if you open your mouth and stick your tongue out on ‘em!” She explains in an excited tone! “Bet you didn’t know that!”
You didn’t, you reply with a dismissive shake of your head, because that’s just <span class="mu-i">silly!</span> Sounds like a good way to get an all-you-can-eat <span class="mu-s">BUG BUFFET!</span>
Pepper refuses to back down, as per usual. “Hmph! C’mon, try it! It’ll be fun!”
You haven’t overlooked the fact that she hasn’t said she’d try.
“I’ll do it if you dooooo…”
Ugh…
>CONTD.
