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A fresh idea forms in your head as you rush towards the sliced-up life support consoles behind your boss–gotta buy more time! Grinning at your approach, Sunny quietly reaches into her coat and whips out a <span class="mu-g">GOLD-PLATED MACHINE PISTOL–</span> one with the biggest magazine you’ve ever seen! Aiming the gaudy weapon in your direction, you barely have time to armor up before she sends a storm of bullets heading your way!
As they plink off the sides of your armor, you nearly fail to notice the piano wire-thin blade extended in front of you–so much so that as you slide underneath, you feel a thumb-sized chunk of your chiton get lobbed off! Rising to your feet and leaping up towards the consoles, your boss meets you mid-jump and lunges at you with bullets, claws, and blade foot!
“You wouldn’t be trying to <span class="mu-i">ignore</span> me, would you?” She jokes as the two of you twirl through the air like two birds fighting! “After <span class="mu-i">all</span> I’ve done for you?”
Though you manage to keep her and her razor-sharp claws at bay, you quickly find yourself losing ground–her speed… it’s something else! Delivering a spin-kick to your abdomen, Sunny inadvertently knocks you over to your destination before embedding a long claw into the catwalk next to you!
“You might be getting the hang of those powers you stole, Stan, but <span class="mu-i">me?</span> I’ve had ‘em for <span class="mu-s">YEARS!</span>”
Launching herself towards you by yanking forward on her claw, Sonny’s blade leg extends towards your chest as she continues to fire her machine pistol into your armor! Hastily charging your <span class="mu-g">BONE CLAWS</span> up with electricity, you jam both into the nearest terminal and are instantly rewarded with an impromptu light show as the whole bank lights up with activity!
Sonny shoots you an intrigued glance as electricity arcs out from the machines and into her chest launching her halfway across the plant! Smashing into a massive pipe with a resounding ‘<span class="mu-i">TONG!</span>’, the boss deftly corrects her fall and lands like a cat on the catwalk below!
“Now <span class="mu-i">that’s</span> some out-of-the-box thinking, Stanley!” She snickers as the machines around you slowly come back to life, “Now just keep doing that for an hour or so and this place’ll be back on its feet in no time!”
Brushing some of the shock-induced soot off of her white suit, Sunny takes a seat on a nearby rail before loudly snapping her fingers! At her call, a pair of <span class="mu-r">EXOSKELETONS</span> drop from openings in the mess of pipes above–each one sporting a <span class="mu-r">LIGHT MACHINE GUN!</span>
“Business Rule #1: Don’t wear yourself out doing what your <span class="mu-i">employees</span> can handle on their own!” Punctuating her sentence with a cheeky grin, Sunny points a finger your way, prompting the two to open fire!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL ME 1d100+8(+3 BUNNY SUIT, +5 DEMON STRENGTH, +5 BONE SPEED, -5 LOTS OF BULLETS) TO NOT GET SHOT! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>
