Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>5390380Gah! I will never give in to anime! Gaarghh! Nooo! Even if I have to hack through a legion of deformed polygonal massive eyeface small triangular pointy nose convex chin abominations! Anime, nooooo!
1 There is no escape from anime, anime devours you.
2 You are trapped and must fight the anime horrors in the infernal realm forever
3 You slay the anime demons, anime no longer exists. Instead you can only watch intellectual animation like 1983 Diversity Dungeons And Dragons cartoons instead (I hope they were not made in Japan)