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You forgot to open the window you fucking retard!
Oh god, what a mess. Your poop slid down the window and deposited itself all over your couch and pants. Your pee fared no better, soaking the wall, windowsill and couch as well. You wish you just peed your pants. How will you find your way out of this shitty situation?
>Don't give up! Open the window and throw as much poop out as you can.
>Try to clean up this mess.
>Go to the bathroom and clean yourself off.
>Just pull up your pants and go back to playing Elden Ring.
>Write-ins welcome
