>>6085344YOU HAVE FORGED
Dual Submachineguns || Porn Mags = Dual Smutguns
Cursed weapons that use analog pornography as ammunition, at a rate of one bullet per page. Differentiated by the color of their tacky cheetah print deco: the pink one only accepts yuri, the blue one is partial to yaoi. The more depraved the contents of the page, the higher the muzzle velocity will be: tentacle scat should be enough to penetrate light body armor, while
slow-burn romance with hand-holding gives as much kick as a railgun.
Also, somehow each of these is like thrice the size of the guns you put in. Conservation of mass cries alone in a corner.
