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Help Arvel Straunge-Trull enter the Pagoda of Loulan, and meet his friend:
>I am sure Arvel, er... Faldnag Bridge-Breaker, is indeed a wizard. He can prove it by performing great magic for us...
>You sir, good man - Legolast The Last Elf. Look, he is wearing a silly hat and a green cloak like an Elf or whatever that is. Surely that is proof enough?
>Er... why is the Jolly Halfling staring at your hand? (take a look at your hand)
>(Write-in a speech that will help Arvel Straunge-Trull and his friends enter the Pagoda))
Help Willowjade and Brother Spade
>I know you! You are not a wizard! You are barely even a scholar, Sizar Arvel Straunge-Trull! (unmask his disguise)
>Turn around, Legolast! Are you even really an Elf?
>Er... that Jolly Halfling looks a bit strange. Is there something wrong with him?
>(Write-in a speech that will help Willowjade and the Monk, Brother Spade get rid of these intruders)
>You think you know who Arvel... er Faldnag The Wizard, Legolast The Last Elf and The Jolly Halfling have come to meet up with. Loudly announce who this is and maybe they will come out instead?
>Completely ignore this situation and bang on the flower drum, play with some musical instruments. It is fun, you know you want to try it... (QM: take no action and see how the situation develops)
>So, this is what the world has come to. This is what Aztec-Shakespeare-Tolkien-macroeconomic-occult conspiracy eventually leads to. Unsheathe the sword of Satire and kill everything before you. It is too horrible.
>Something else, write-in?
