>>6306937The group looked so odd doing this; everyone in the vicinity decided to pay attention to your nonsense.
“Huh, it seems our event organizer has a word for us! She’s always full of surprises...” The announcer says as she notices the entire gang on stage. Unplanned. She wants to stay professional.
“Not me, *him*!” Lydie points at the big puffy Johnny (You.) “Interview him, please!”
“Right...” The announcer walks over to the giant plushy from the stand. “Everyone, please give a warm welcome to Big Puff Johnny!”
You wave at the amassing crowd. The worst you get is a polite reception. They like you despite the silliness… and not even being the real you. Well, kinda. You’re You. They don’t know it… yet.
“Let me guess! You’re here to tell us about the fabulous products and services we’re providing at the event, right?” The playful announcer says.
“No.” You retort.
“Huh?” The Announcer notices your voice is a little deeper than she expected…
“What I want to say is…” You take the head of the costume off to reveal your true identity…
Every single woman in this room freezes on the spot, mouths all half-open, boiling red from tops to bottom — and all watch you say what you want to say…
<span class="mu-s">What do you say?</span>
>“It’s too hot in this thing, sorry…” Be apologetic.>“Don’t listen to Bubbles! She’s a liar!” Throw Scarlet under the bus even though they probably don’t know you call her Bubbles. >“Thank you for coming to this event! I’m humbled by your affection! You’re all lovely!” Be the happiest you can be!>“What’s good?™” Gotta start with your catchphrase! Give the fans what they want!>Write In.(Last Reply of the Day! We continue tomorrow!)
