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Your feeble mind has really outdone itself. After deftly climbing on to the back of the couch, you have perched yourself daintily on the edge, balancing with your butt up to the window. Meanwhile, your hand is placed upon your crotch, pointing your wiener backward so that it too points out the window. This is it, the moment of truth. You clench, strain, squeeze, inhale deeply, push as hard as you can and...
Roll me 2d100, first for the pee, second for the poop.
I'll take the best of 3, higher is better.
