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Rolled 49, 94 = 143 (2d100)
>24+10+10HP for dat 100
>12Dmg
>Aggressive
>Kludge Armor 10Dur, 3 rounded up per Dur
This one's fatty too, except it'z all meats. All his kit is kludge, meaning he hasn't been raiding; if he's still grown this big, means he's big on green meat.
You can respect that. Green meat is the only kind YOU know of wot fights all the way down.
The Orky idee of defense is mostly big shoulder plates with spikes on and a helmet, because ideally a Orc should always be charging face first.
The Orky charge scares most Weak Races into attacking the part of the Orc that's coming at them first and fastest: the face and shoulders.
Youre not scared as such, of course. It'z just that he's four times your body weight with armor on. Just him falling on you might be a problem.
Fuggit: <span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-s"> KILLYKILLY SARIACHI </span></span>
>Toady 94+11 Vs Challenger1 42
>HIT
>-6Dur -5HP from normal weapons
>-4Dur -2HP from Vorpal
>0Dur, 37HP
You don't immediately cut meat, and when you do it's short and shallow: his armor soaks the worst of what you give out. You're still not strong as you'd like to be.
You shock him plenty though: between yer l337 Carrionpede Skillz and <span class="mu-b">Daggy</span> bullying classical mechanical physics, his kludge armor gets chipped off him so fast he's stripped like boiled prawn, peeled right down to meat in one pull.
His startled look settles into a snarl. Maybe the beginnings of fear.
It takes you one beat exactly to skid and reset from your raver rush; he uses it to catch up, the axx golfing in at your back, brushing sparks from the stoney ground.
>Challenger1 76 vs Toady 79+4
>WIFF
NOPE.
And you're back at him, showing him how it's done: <span class="mu-g"> double instep, double kneecap, two the thigh, two the side, one armpit!</span>
At least, that's what you <span class="mu-i">meant</span> to do. What you actually did was step in a glop of the dead fatso's brains and slow down just enough to get YOU goalkicked. No real damage since he caught you in the chest, the full impact of the kick is wasted by your scrawny body getting lifted off, but your combo's cancelled and you land on your head, grogged.
>Toady Crit Fail attack 1
>Two turns 1xDef Only
He stomps in after you, his snarl beginning to curl into a sneer.
>Challenger1 29 vs Toady 85+4-20
>STILL WIFF
