>>5281620>>5281756>>5282542>>5282631You down the can of Bonk. It tastes absolutely awful, but you feel a strange sense of power welling up within you. Suddenly, there's a flash of light, and all becomes one.
The weird little guys fire their derringers at you, but you're too fast. You leap into the air, watching the bullets move at a snail's pace, and effortlessly maneuver your body around the shots like a limbo champion.
You whirl your body in slow motion and fling your empty Bonk at one of the aggressors, and the metal can slowly impacts the little bastard right in the teeth. Then you pull out your pistols and empty both chambers right into the dude in front of you, riddling his squat body with bullet holes.
Still on a massive Bonk high, you gracefully swan dive into the minecart, swimming majestically past the supersonic shockwaves of flying lead.
And for some reason, you spend a bit of Bonk time grabbing a handful of mushroom.
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