>>6189751You comment to the barman how hot the elf is.
"Never saw an elf with such massive juggers, man! She's so hot!"
"Yeah, elves are kinda hot. This one does have dem big titties, but hear me out. An elf like that is danger. She'll draw attention everywhere she goes, people will start brawls. Besides, we don't even know how old she is. Once I saw a hot elf and she was like 300 years old. 300 hundred! My great grandfather wasn't even in the ballsack of his father and she was already screwing around. I can only imagine how many miles of dick she has taken already, it must be in the tens of thousands. The gods only know how many diseases she carries."
You notice that the elf became visibly upset at the comments, even though she's far away enough that she shouldn't have heard them.
> Agree with the barman> Defend the honor of the elf> Punch the barman in the face> Write in 