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You take Vinnie's stool through the ropes, shaking your head. You wish you could have a cigarette in here, ringside, like in the good old days. It's never too late to grab a beer at the concession stand...
DING DING DING!
Round 2.
>Roll 1d20!
You're getting nervous... Have you done enough to ensure victory? Are you doing enough now?
>Alls we's can do now is give good coaching advice on the sideline and let the kid fight it out. "Let Vinnie cook", like the internet dorks say in their videos, and as Vinnie's been saying during training sessions in nonna's garage.
>Ruthlessly and viciously trash talk David Otani. His motha's a hooer, she sucked off a mooley last night, and, get this, his daddy filmed it! You, though? You wouldn't touch that fetid cunt with a 39 and a half foot pole, and yer not just talkin' about yer honkin' cotechino here, hey-oh! *crotch grab* David won't like it, and the crowd will hate it! But you just love being the villain of boxing!
>Distract the ref. Woah! Your shoes untied, mook! Made ya look! Ahahahahaha! Ya bozo! What? Do yer job, quit lookin' at me an' ref the match! Hey, hey, low blow, low blow! You gonna call that or what? Hey, hey ref! I think someone's rummaging around in yer cahh again! Don't you hear the alarm goin' off in the parkin' lot?!
>Get a beer and blow smoke up Comptroller Larry Johnstone's ass at the concession stand. "I love the way you've been comptrolling." Tell him that it's customary at the ten-seconds-remaining mark in a championship boxing match, to blow a whistle to signify that there is 10 seconds left. It's a shame they broke tradition and didn't do it in the first round, the crowd looked disappointed. Ask him if he wants to do the honors in the second round, and supply him with a whistle. He'll be a hero.
>Drop down from Vinnie's corner and interact with someone (who and how? Crowd, ref, judges, David's corner, Larry Johnstone, Phyllis Butterstock, etc.)
>Write-in
Sorry for the massive delay. Turns out this subject isn't my most passionate or knowledgeable area to write on for weeks and weeks. It's also my fault for having you all roll without choosing anything narratively substantial. I get most inspired to continue by your interactions with directing the story, so that was bad planning on my part. Anyway, I feel like a dirty little flaker for leading you on, so let's finish up this tournament and some other stuff!
